#3 My boat shoes

Right as I was leaving for college I went into the garage and stole my dad's boat shoes. Why? Cause them things was mad comfy. For the next three years of my life I wore boat shoes every day. Boat shoes with jeans. Boat shoes with sweats. Boat shoes at church. Boat shoes in the shower. Kids at Union would hate on me. They would say "Hey Rich did you just water your lawn in those things?" I don't get why that was supposed to be so funny. My sophomore year of College I met a girl named Alana Castillo. Little did I know that she would be the biggest enemy of the boat shoes. She would complain about them by saying things like "Richard those shoes are nasty." Still she could not stop me from wearing them. Then one day my shoes ended up missing. I searched all around. My heart was broken. For one whole year I did not wear them. I didn't know who would have done this to me. My friend who had made the decision to date this Alana character told me that he had a hunch that Alana had stolen them. I came to find out that Alana had hidden them in Michael's trunk for a year. I have since bought new boat shoes but I still have the old ones. Alana doesn't mind the new ones at all. Oh yeah she still is in the picture because Michael ended up marrying her even though he knew she was a thief. When spring time roles around in four months please believe I will be back to rocking them boat shoes erry day of my life!