If you haven't been following Conan on Twitter this is what you have been missing. Cmon People!

This is only my 5th tweet and I’m already exhausted. My God, how does Ashton do it?

Good news! I can now spend quality time with my vintage '92 Ford Taurus. Bad news - I left yogurt in the trunk.










Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One.

This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.

Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.