Live Chiefs game blog

Ok since I am finally in my own home on a sunday I will do a live Chiefs blog. Why am I doing this. Cause I love to hear myself speak. And this is the biggest game the Chiefs have ever played.
11:57 Ok the game starts in 3 minutes and I am posted up in the Man Cave. Natalie is probably upstairs fixing me a lunch. Probably a decadent tray of sandwiches and chips. Oh I just heard the garage close. I guess I'm the only one here. Here is a little pre game info. This is LJ aka Grandmama's first game against the Chiefs. Over under 112 yards rushing?
12:00 Sick the Chiefs are wearing the white on whites. I think the last time they wore the white on whites it was Natalie's first game at Arrowhead. Coincedentally we also played the Bengals that day and Trent Green got smalacked by Robert Geathers and his career was never the same.
14:24 left in the first Ok there is our first penalty. Nice.
13:37 left in the first Wow we got a first down. Jam!
11:50 left in the first Ok the Chiefs had to punt. Here is what I've been waiting for. The Chiefs on D. Last week we gave...wait let me check the stats..oh yeah a Billion rushing yards. Will they do better today? Natalie, the sandwiches!
9:29 left in the first Glen Dorsey makes his first tackle. Last week at the game I asked him if he would be back this week. He told me he would. My boy Glenn would never lie to me.
6:52 left in the first Chiefs D makes the Bengals punt. I also yelled my first "NOT UP IN HERE!" of the day. Sidenote: Is Jamal Charles who we thought he was?
3:04 left in the first Brandon Flowers makes a great play on Ochocinco and the Bengals punt. I like Brandon Flowers. B Flowers and Tamba Hali are the only Chiefs players on D that are "any good".
1:26 left in first Branden Albert wiped out a 40 yard run on a holding call. I don't have any sandwiches.
End of the first Quarter Chiefs 0 Bengals 0 This game is moving right along. The Chiefs hold their ground. We could be turning this mug around. I see hope. Don't call it a comeback! We rollin!
Start of second quarter Quinn Cosby just tried his best Joshua Cribbs impersonation. That mug was as bad as my Karl Heinz Schroeder impersonation(I can't get that frickin german accent down and I have so many jokes that would really work for Schroeder, this really bothers me).
14:01 left in second LJ gets his first carry. Immediately following that Carson Palmer throws an interception . See nothing happens good when LJ carries the ball.
This is neither here nor there but why haven't I gotten any comments on that Nickleback graph I posted? What's with you people? That mug is funny? I am giving you pearls here!
11:33 left in the seconed NOT UP IN HERE! Bengals fans look frusrated that they can't do anything against our defense. It is kinda embarrasing. I am pretty sure Daniel Force's intramural team could march on this team's D.
9:34 left in secondLarry Johnson is a tool
My lunch options are getting slimmer by the minute. I am goin to go see wassup in the kitchen.
8:34 left in the second I have an enchilada dinner goin in the microwave and Wallace Gillberry is gettin busy! Bengals look terrible.
6:21 left in the second Ding! Enchiladas ready. Dwayne Bowe drop
There are church closings going by at the bottom of the screen. This means nothing to me. I go to church on Saturday. I'm not a part of your system.
2:23 left in the second Horrible snap. Cincy has it 1st and goal. I just finished my enchiladas.
30 minutes later God Bless DVR. I had to pause the game cause my wife is trying to go see "Nine". She couldn't get of the driveway because the plows pushed all the snow against it. So I had to stop her before she rammed through the 4 ft high wall of ice in our 96 Camry. But I cleared that mug. Now back to the game.
1:51 left in first half Bengals: We have a touchdown! Ed Hochuli: No you don't.
1:42 left in the first half Are the Chiefs playing against the Chiefs. Bengals blew that nasty. The Bengals biggest mistake. Leaving my man Matt Cassell with 3 timeouts. Two minute drill in the house!
Halftime Chiefs 3 Bengals 3. This mug is amazing!
Start of second half First play for the Bengals is a 30 yd run. Stupid Stupid Stupid!
9:10 in the 3rd Coles just got a TD. Which reminds me. I really like the way my man cave is looking. Just got a new Jayhawks poster. if you are in town come check it out.
Commercial Just got a look at the "Book Of Eli" trailer. that mug looks not dope.
Sometime in the 3rd quarter Nice blocked punt Chiefs.
Start of the 4th I can't believe Tim Castille caught that thing. TD KC!
Ok 10 to 10 Chiefs are looking good.
Bengals are driving on us. Trey just sent me that "good game" text. Not goin to answser cause I got game face goin on.
3:25 left in game Ok they are about to score and this mug will be over.
2:03 Dang,
This mug is over I am depressed. At least I'm home. Howla. By the way if anyone reads this whole thing please leave a comment. I want to know who you are.