List of guys who have no chance this year in my fantasy league.

Here are the reasons they will lose:

Mark Murrill: Like his picture he is just a little boy and this is a man's league!
He is the luckiest guy in the world. But even that won't be enough to stop this train. Plus he just had a baby and he is goin to be taking care of it and won't have enough time for this league.

Deryk Faber: Usually is on point but I have a feeling that this year is just not his year.

Jeremy Jacob: I vowed to myself that he will not win. So he is in a bit of a situation because of that.

Michael Paradise: This guy will never win this league period. The reason is because he loves to much. He loves this league and wants to win it so badly that it just won't happen. He is like the hitter that always wants to hit a homerun. Swinging for the fences only produces outs my friend. It doesn't matter how many mock drafts that you do. You will never have the instinct of the Non Italians. Plus he is almost the bootsyiest dude I know (almost).

Richard Paradise: Rumor has it that last year he tried to draft Barry Sanders with his first pick. Thats a problem. He watches ESPN Classic and thinks its ESPN. Until he gets this figured out I don't see him making any big moves. He looks cool as a cucumber on the beaches of El Salvador, but don't be fooled.

Richard Paradise Jr (Richie): This guy is the worst fantasy football player ever.

Logan Stout: Logan is going to draft Chase Daniel with is first pick. (Don't tell him that Daniel is on the Saints practice squad.) Also this is the bootsyiest dude I know.

There are two other guys in this league and they come from the same bloodlines as the rest of these Goombas so they have no chance.