Summer Bullets

A little something about me that you might not know:  I hate the summer time.  It is my least favorite time of the year and it isn't even close.  Here are some reasons why I hate the summer:

• It's to hot outside.  Why it got to be so hot yo?!
• I have to mow my lawn.  Why do I have to mow my lawn yo?!  Actually I don't have to.  I can just let it grow like a jungle.  Let's be real that's what I do.
• Summer Movies put the C in BooC.  Transformers, The Green Lantern, Pirates of the Caribbean,  I wish these movies were people so I could say mean things about them behind their back.  
• Facebook.  All summer long facebook has pictures of students doing fun vacationy stuff while I'm sitting in my office on the fif flo.  Oh and please believe I look at all those pictures.  
• Other people having fun.
• Sports in the summer time are making me crazy.  Maybe if I wasn't a Royals fan summer wouldn't be so terrible.  Three months of hoping that we won't lose over 100 games again isn't the national pastime.  And if baseball was so awesome people wouldn't just do it to pass time.  
• Watermelon.  It is my least favorite fruit besides oranges.  People eat it all summer long.  I hate that.  
• The 4th of July.  I hate  patriotism.  Ok thats not true.  As a matter of fact I think I will take off work this afternoon and watch "The Sandlot"
• Ice Cream.  It is a perfect summer treat.  I have had it alot this summer.  My stomach feels terrible.  I hate my life.  
• Stan Hardt bragging about his cabin in Minnesota.  We get it Stan.  You have a pretty nice gig in the summer and all year round.  You want to stop shoving it in our faces?!
• Wondering if anyone will come to Union next year.  Will I have a job?  Anyone reading this should enroll at Union.
• Shorts.  I hate shorts.
• People getting married every weekend.  I hate love.  

I am sure I could have come up with more.